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recovery-ghost: Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
jdomenic: maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality
beerito: i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
scoutsbutt: if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
naotarou: When your nose is blocked but runny at the same time
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
mstryder: Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
quiethomo: madturbating: okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty hIS WIFE LITERALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT HIM A KIDS MEAL WITH A KRABBY PATTY IN IT AND WHAT DID HE DO HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE BOX BECAUSE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF MR KRABS ON IT
jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
bigstupidbaby: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
datkarkatass: blimpcat: thelimeblood: ...
dulect: my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like
cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
ponyboy-gold: i can’t stop thinking about this article i read today about an arabian guy who was deported for being too good looking and when i look at him i see that it really is a crime
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
theblackship: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z) i like the google logo because it is colorful
partybarackisinthehousetonight: son, i’m going to have to ground you. your report card came in the mail today and you got straight A’s. i didn’t raise a nerd
vagisodium: i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
mishasminions: hyphydollaz: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button this has too many notes to be safe
encourage: Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread this was his response WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
razzledazzy: razzledazzy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE WHAT THE FLAGELLATED FUCK?
croutoncat: The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. Hufflepuffs are so...
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
favoriteboyfriends: lust-truth: Everything about Kevin Jonas makes me uncomfortable