Sassy n classy

May 12

justsayn0-kids:

summer (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

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shaving (◕︵◕)

dresses (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

shorts (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

tank tops (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

skirts (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

summer (◕‿◕✿)

SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ 

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recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

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jdomenic:

maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality

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beerito:

i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail 

(via joeshmo)

Argument I heard on the bus

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

(via laughcentre)

naotarou:

When your nose is blocked but runny at the same time

(via shakespeare-and-shit)

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

(Source: scumstains, via dietchola)

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mstryder:

Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

(Source: jenniferslawrences, via url-coming-soon)

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(Source: coordinatorkenny, via dayum-strider)

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quiethomo:

madturbating:

okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty

hIS WIFE LITERALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT HIM A KIDS MEAL WITH A KRABBY PATTY IN IT AND WHAT DID HE DO HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE BOX BECAUSE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF MR KRABS ON IT

(via dayum-strider)